There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Hair

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Anti Joke

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