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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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