You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

I can't see my forehead

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

theres a fat guy

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

Oh...okay, good.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

your moms so fat she has kankles

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

Kim Kardashian.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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