An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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