- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Justin beiber's penis

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

White men's rights

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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