A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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