- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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