- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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