- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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