- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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