Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Connor is homosexuaI

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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