A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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