- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Justin's life

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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