- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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