- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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