roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

If life gives you lemonade.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Trump will make America great again.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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