Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

When you have read this, you've already read it.

when debbie meets downer

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Why did the fish fly It didn't

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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