your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Lololol

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Take part of what?

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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