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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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