what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

get in the car.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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