If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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