A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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