- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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