- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

The Qur'an

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

Denard Robinson

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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