Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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