- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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