- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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