- Anti Joke

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.