yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

LO AND BEHOLD!

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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