What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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