Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

penis

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

thumb_up thumb_down +9

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

thumb_up thumb_down +9

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

thumb_up thumb_down +9

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops