- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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