A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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that wall over there ->

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i like turtles

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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The EPA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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