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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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