- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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