What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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