- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

A young baby died.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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