- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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