- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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