- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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