- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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