HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

yada yada

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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