Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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