Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Misner is a twat.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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