What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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Knock knock come in.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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Justin's life

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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