why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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