What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A American seeking into mexico

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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