- Anti Joke

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.