- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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