yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

whats up and also down? your mum

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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