- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

osama bin laden is dead

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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