How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

What ryhmes with turtle rape

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What is funnier than 24 69

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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