- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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