Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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