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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Robin get in the batmobile!

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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