- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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