Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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