Is maynaise an instrument?

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Women's rights

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

womans having rights.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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