- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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