- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Heskey time.

matt is fat

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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