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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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