Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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