- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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