What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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