So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Oh, right

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