how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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