How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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There is a young boy called Clive, and his dad asks him what he wants for his birthday: "I would like one yellow golf ball please dad" he said. Of course, his father was quite surprised by his son's request, but nevertheless, he got him a yellow golf ball for his birthday. A few years later, clive does amazingly well at school and gets all As in his final exams. Filled with pride and love for his son, his father says to him: "I can't begin to tell you how proud i am of you, Clive. In fact, you can have a preasant! What do you want?" Clive thinks for a moment. "i would like one hundred yellow golf balls please!" His father was a bit annoyed at his strange request, but neverrtheless, gave Clive his yellow golf balls. A few years later, Clive wins the gold medal at the olymics for the 100m sprint. His father is very proud: "Son, i am so happy about the way you've turned out. You make me so proud. Is there anything you want me to do for you?" "can i have 1000 yellow golf balls please" Now his father got annoyed, he thought Clive was taking the piss. Eventually though, he calmed down and got clove the golf balls. Unfortunatley, Clive gets diagnosed with a deadly disease. His father is heartbroken. And as clive is lying on the hospital bed, his father moves close and speaks to him. "Son" he said, tears welling up in his eyes, "I just want to ask you one thing." "Ok," Clive said, as he too started to get emotional. "Why on earth did you want all those golf balls?" Clive looked deep into his father's eyes, as he took his last breath said: "I wanted them because- ack -splutter- ack" And he died.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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I agree

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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