- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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