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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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