- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

SHUT UP JP

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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