- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

Swag.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

French people.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

American healthcare.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

What's gay and gay? Joe

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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