Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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