- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

My life

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Rick Perry.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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