Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

I like your hair

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

A man walks into a bar.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

What's gay and gay? Joe

Women's Rights...

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

Roses are red Violets are blue

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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