Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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The joke below me is retarded

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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