Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

The Bible

guess what?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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