Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

The Mets win the World Series

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

Women's Rights...

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

women's rights

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

9/11.

Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

So this blonde walks into a library.

LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...