Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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wanna hear a joke? no

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Anti Joke

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