- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

mitt romney

Five guys one rape.

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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