What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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hi bye

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Popsicles

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

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