Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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The Mets win the World Series

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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women's rights

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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hi bye

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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9/11.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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